OHIO MAN HAD 111 CATS

On Wednesday, workers from the Columbus Humane Society removed more than 100 cats from the home of a 60-year-old man in Gahanna, Ohio. 55 other felines were found dead. Many of the cats were in “deplorable” condition and veterinarians are examining them to gather evidence and determine their future. Columbus Humane Society says they will seek criminal charges against the homeowner.
* … after he gets out his 4-day-long bath.
* 111 cats, because 112 would be nuts.
* 111 is almost a gross of cats, and these cats sure were gross.
* I’m guessing that with 111 cats, you kind of run out of names long about number 40.
* Instead of “neutering” his cats, the man thought they said “nuder”, so all he did was shave them.
* On a positive note, that’s one house that’s absolutely free of mice.