NORTH AMERICAN MANURE EXPO LOOKING FOR SLOGANS

The North American Manure Expo is holding a slogan contest for this year’s event. The trade show, now in its 13th year, showcases the latest technology in manure handling, treatment and application. It’s being held in July in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. An official event slogan has already been settled on: “2015 Manure Expo: Manure than you can Handle!” It will appear on the front of a T-shirt. But contestants are vying to land a spot on the back of the T-shirt, which event organizers say will display 10 of the “crappiest” also-rans. Writers of the 10 alternate slogans get a free T-shirt. Here are some of the entries so far:
– Manure Expo, where nobody stands behind their product.
– You provide the creek. We provide the paddle.
– Keep your friends close, and your manure further.
– The future of what’s left behind!
– We do doo. Do you?
– Manure Happens (to be Nutritious!)
– Been there, Spread that … @ the North American Manure Expo
– Heaping piles of fun!
* I believe it was The Simpsons who coined the word “craptacular”.
* How about:
– Welcome to the Expo – pull up a stool.
– If you don’t come, you don’t know jack.
– We’re fans of what hits the fan.
– You can smell the excitement.
– Manure: It’s not just a bunch of B.S.
* If you’re planning on attending the Expo, don’t worry about a map. Just roll down your car windows, you’ll find it.
* I think we’re dung here.
* I can tell them the worst one on their list: Manure Happens to Be Nutritious.
* How would you even know that?
* Remember that story where the woman killed her husband and buried him under the manure pile last week? How about: Manure: It’s Not Just For Murder Anymore.
* Maybe they should take a song title and change it. How about “It’s Raining Crap”?
* Or do a takeoff of that Proclaimers song: “500 Piles.”