NEW JERSEY SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT IS MYSTERY POOPER

Officials at Holmdel, New Jersey, High School found out who’s been pooping on their football field and track nearly every morning. It was the school superintendent. Surveillance cameras were set up due to human feces being found “on a daily basis,” police said. School district superintendent Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School. He was caught on camera doing the deed. Police arrested him at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. Monday. Tramaglini was charged with lewdness and littering. He has taken a leave of absence from his job.
* The number two man will take over.
* He took a leave because of his leavings.
* You can see where this was a going concern for the school district.
* Co-workers said he seemed like such a regular guy.
* Maybe he took so much crap at his school district job, he decided to give some back.
* 100 hours of public service will wipe his record clean.