NEIGHBOR STABBED WITH RAKE AFTER COMPLANING ABOUT LOUD SEX

A Rogersville, Tennessee, man who dialed 911 to complain about the loud sex from his noisy neighbors was allegedly assaulted and stabbed by the couple for calling the cops. Mark Galin, 57, twice called police last week to complain about the racket emanating from the apartment of Johnny Richards, 33, and Erin Lawson, 32. After deputies left the residence in for the second time, Richards and Lawson allegedly attacked Galin at his apartment door with a rake. Galin told a deputy that Lawson “hit him with a rake and broke the handle.” She then allegedly stabbed him in the arm with the jagged handle. Richards struck him with a “2×2 stick.”
* Hmm … stabbed with a rake by a ho.
* It was their way of saying “Leaf us alone.”
* This story has it all: Both sex and violence.
* Soon to be an episode of “Sex Sent Me To The E.R.”
* Maybe he should present them with a complimentary pair of ball gags.
* I don’t know if it rises to the level of an emergency. Let me rephrase that.
* In my opinion: It wasn’t worthy of a 911 call to start with, but it definitely turned into a 911 call before it was over.
* Well, for one thing, this is not the correct use of a gardening tool.
* He was planting a seed though.