NAKED VANDAL SCREAMS, "I AM FAMOUS NOW"

A naked man trashed North 15th Street in Fort Pierce, Florida, before screaming, “I’m famous now look at what I did.” Police arrived at 3 a.m. back on March 11 after a report of a shirtless man jumping on a vehicle. They encountered Antuan Anderson, 32, on the ground, naked and screaming. Anderson jumped on the police car, started banging on the front window and broke off a windshield wiper. Anderson started kicking and spitting and exclaimed, “I’m famous now look at what I did.” Investigators found several mailboxes damaged and a stop sign and pole ripped from the ground. A drain grate cover was out of place; garbage cans and bags were strewn about; and a metal fence and fence posts were scattered around. There was a vandalized or damaged light fixture, fence and broken windshield wipers. Anderson also dented the roof of a car and ripped away a basketball hoop.
* Yes, he is famous now. So are the Kardashians, and they’ve done much less than this guy.
* At least Kim just takes off her clothes. She doesn’t start breaking things.
* Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Bath salts?
* Remember we had that game for awhile: Guess what drugs they were on?
* Why did we stop that? Oh, I know…the toxicology reports took too long.
* Wait, a pole ripped from the ground? This sounds more like the Incredible Hulk. And that would also explain why he thinks he’s famous.