MOM DELIVERS BABY IN TACO BELL PARKING LOT

Taco Bell was launching their new home delivery service Wednesday. But before they could, a family delivered a baby boy early Tuesday in the parking lot of the Taco Bell in Oildale, California. At about 2:15 a.m., the family was headed to the San Joaquin Community Hospital because the pregnant mother was in labor. The baby wasn’t waiting, so the family was forced to pull into the Taco Bell to deliver him. Mom delivered her baby in the front passenger seat of their car. By the time firefighters arrived at the restaurant, they found the mother cradling her baby in her arms.
* Wrapped in soft, warm, fresh tortillas.
* I’ll have a burrito with a side of irony, please.
* Forget making a run for the border. They were making a run for the hospital.
* Sometimes the baby’s so pushy, the mother doesn’t have to push.
* I think we know who’s going to be calling the shots in THIS family.
* Ahh, the pageantry of life on Planet Earth. Welcome aboard, kid.
* Let’s face it, it went a lot better than the birth story last week where the mother got lost and started a forest fire.
* I can’t wait to hear Trump’s comment about this.
* On second thought, maybe I can.