MCDONALD’S ROBBER WANTED NUGGETS, BUT IT WAS TOO EARLY

A British man was just sentenced to jail for robbing a McDonald’s back in February. Rudi Batten plead guilty to the theft. Batten claimed to have a gun and demanded money from the register. On his way out, Batten demanded some chicken nuggets. Unfortunately, it was still too early in the day and the restaurant was only serving its breakfast menu. Unwilling to wait, Batten made off with a double sausage McMuffin instead, along with $600. He was reportedly identified by CCTV cameras and he turned himself in to authorities later that day.
* Boy, timing is everything, huh?
* The early bird gets the worm, buddy – not the chicken nuggets.
* His big mistake was when he went back inside because he forgot a napkin.
* It’s not like he could have run after eating a double sausage McMuffin.