MAN TRIMS TREES WITH SHOTGUN

In Lewiston, Idaho, the Nez Perce County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of shots being fired in a neighborhood. Upon arrival, the resident told officers he was trimming trees with a shotgun. He was cited for careless discharge of a firearm.
* Careless? Did he miss one of the branches?
* With a little tinkering, he could appear on Shark Tank.
* Trimming trees with a shotgun? Sounds like a blast.
* The idiot. He should have said he was shooting at a drone.
* Does this even work, ’cause I have some yard work to do this weekend.
* This is nothing. He cuts the lawn with a machine gun.
* Then he rakes up the leaves with a flame thrower.
* It’s like if Rambo had a gardening show.