MAN SHOOTS MIRROR WHILE TAKING A SELFIE

A Janesville, Wisconsin, man fired a shotgun through his bathroom mirror while trying to take a selfie. Logan Douglas, 19, told police it was an accident. Police said he was trying to take a selfie at the time, with one hand on the camera button and the other on the trigger. The round went into the neighboring apartment, but no one was injured. Douglas was arrested on suspicion of endangering safety by use of a dangerous weapon.
* Suspicion of endangering safety? If the blast went into the neighboring apartment, doesn’t that qualify as a sure thing?
* We’ve all had noisy neighbors but this is ridiculous.
* Everybody talks about background checks for gun purchases, but what about an IQ test?
* You would not believe how often people confuse selfies and gun triggers.
* The only difference here is usually they shoot themselves in the head.
* New rule: Taking a selfie with a firearm? Unload it first, dummy!
* His left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing.
* We’ve all been there, haven’t we? You look in the mirror on a bad morning and you just want to shoot it with a shotgun.
* Frankly, I’d also like to put a round in the bathroom scale.