MAN OPENS FIRE OVER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

An enraged Baltimore man opened fire at his home after someone took a bite out of his grilled cheese sandwich, and then barricaded himself inside his home. Cops were called to the Dundalk, Maryland, home in response around 5 p.m. Sunday. The man’s wife and their daughter came out of the house and told them that shots were fired after the man became angry when either his wife or daughter had a taste of his grilled cheese sandwich – authorities are not exactly sure who took the bite. The man barricaded himself inside the home alone for four hours before finally surrendering peacefully to police at about 8:50 p.m.
* And you thought Chris Brown had a temper.
* His case should be tossed due to the famous “Make your own damn sandwich” law of 1893.
* Someone took a bite out of his sandwich and arresting him took a bite out of crime.
* Opening fire over this? That really bites.
* Something tells me there were other tensions building up inside the man.
* Yes, that’s what I’m saying: The cheese sandwich was a mere conduit through which we got to know him better.
* So what did we learn? Let’s put it this way: I don’t think he fired the gun to celebrate all the joy in his life.
* It seems like an overreaction, but to be fair, it might have been a really, really good grilled cheese sandwich.
* This is going to be embarrassing in prison. “Hey, buddy, I held up a bunch of convenience stores with an AK-47. What are YOU in for?”