MAN IN NIXON MASK YELLS FROM TREE

Mount Vernon, Ohio, police were dispatched on a call of two men arguing last Thursday at 8:45 a.m. Upon arrival, they found a 53-year-old man in a pine tree, shouting and wearing a Richard Nixon mask. The man voluntarily came down out of the tree. No citations were issued in the incident.
* Once again, freakin’ Nixon gets off without going to jail.
* Who snitched on Nixon being in the tree? Deep Throat?
* The men were just re-enacting the Nixon-Kennedy debate of 1960. You remember – the one with the tree.
* A spontaneous street performance of the Nixon-Frost interviews?
* Not the first time Nixon was up a tree.
* So is this a bath salts thing or what?
* Somebody tell this guy that it’s 2016.
* Interesting question though: Would you rather have Nixon president again or Donald Trump?
* Wait, I think I know the answer to that.
* I wish more presidents would be like Richard Nixon … and resign.