MAN FINED FOR FARTING

A man in Vienna, Austria, has been fined 500 euros ($565) for breaking wind loudly in front of police. The incident occured on June 5, when the offender was fined for “offending public decency.” Police explained that, prior to the gas attack, the man had behaved “provocatively and uncooperatively” during an encounter with officers. He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent,” they said. “And our colleagues don’t like to be farted at so much.”
* Well, what’s the limit then? Is there a particular amount? A noise level?
* Police said the odor was the wurst.
* If Vienna doesn’t like it, they should stop serving all those little Viennese sausages.
* Another reason to always wear a mask around others.
* In all fairness, getting hit with tear gas is no picnic, either.