MAN BREAKS INTO DAY CARE, EATS SNACKS, NAPS

In New Orleans, Louisiana, a man broke into a preschool, ate some snacks and then took a nap. Security camera footage shows the burglar climbed through an unlocked window at Clara’s Little Lambs Preschool just after 11 p.m. last Monday. He pushed his way over a crib and a stack of chairs, then walked through the preschool rooms while eating food taken from the staff break room. He ended the night by constructing a makeshift bed and taking a nap. He left the preschool by climbing through the same unlocked window about 6:43 a.m. Tuesday. He made off with two bags of items.
* Let me guess – stuffed animals and Fruit Roll-ups?
* If they catch him, he could be sentenced to a time out of 3-5 years.
* Breaking into Little Lambs Preschool. That’s b-a-a-a-d.
* Now this little lamb is on the lam.
* This is prophetic. May I quote you from the second verse of “Mary had a Little Lamb”: He followed her to school one day, And broke the teacher’s rule, And what a time did they have, That day at school.”
* Call Alex Jones. We have the makings of a conspiracy here.
* Okay, you’ve got the security cameras working. Now how about getting some silent alarms?
* An unlocked window in New Orleans? Sorry, but that’s entrapment.