MAN ASSAULTED GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT GETTING A GOODNIGHT KISS

Police in Palm Beach, Florida, arrested a man they say pushed his girlfriend and cut her with glass after she declined to kiss him goodnight. 59-year-old Rudolph Battaglia had asked his 54-year-old girlfriend for a goodnight kiss, and she said she’d already kissed him. An argument ensued, and, according to the arrest report, Battaglia shoved her onto a bed, broke a crystal decoration and held up a piece of glass while threatening her. Deputies say the woman was cut on her left thumb when he slammed the glass on a table.
* And they say romance is dead.
* Dude needs to work on his technique.
* I’m guessing Rudolph Battaglia did not say the magic word.
* He may not have gotten a goodnight kiss, but now he’s tucked.
* Maybe she should just kiss him next time, except there probably won’t be a next time.
* How’s that “didn’t get a goodnight kiss” story gonna go over in prison, do you think?
* Now the guy can kiss off his freedom.
* The weird thing is he wanted the kiss because he loves her so much.
* Thank goodness she lived. This was almost the kiss of death.
* This can happen when kids in their 50s get together.