MAN ARRESTED AT MONOPOLY TOURNAMENT

Police in Branson, Missouri, arrested a man who started a brawl during a weekend Monopoly tournament. John Litton, 69, was arrested last Saturday. Officers say Litton arrived at the 7th Annual Stone County Monopoly Tournament and organizers asked him to sit out this year’s tournament due to unsportsmanlike conduct during last year’s tournament. That’s when officers say Litton started fighting with others in the room. No one was seriously injured in the brawl.
* Arrested at a Monopoly tournament. Such is the Game of Life.
* He will not be getting out of jail free.
* Then he tried to pay the fine with Monopoly money.
* At least he took a Chance.
* Obviously, he has something he needs to get off his Community Chest.
* You’re supposed to throw dice, not punches.
* His unsportsmanlike conduct was: when he drove other players into bankruptcy, he would go “Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa.”
* I guess board games are a lot more exciting than I thought.
* A Monopoly tournament in Branson, Missouri? It doesn’t get much more exciting than that.
* At least it doesn’t in Branson, Missouri.
* Great, so now we have board game hooligans?
* This is nothing. You should have seen the gunfight at last’s year’s Scrabble tournament.