LONDON PUB TO HOLD NAKED NIGHT

The Coach & Horses, a London pub in the city’s buzzing Soho district, has been officially granted a nudist license, allowing customers and bar staff alike to get naked. The pub’s landlord landlord Alastair Choat says the idea began with a naked calendar, produced by Choat and his staff to help raise money for their campaign to fight off an upcoming takeover by Fuller’s – a London brewery that’s owned the pub since 2011 and doesn’t plan to renew Choat’s lease. The naked calendar sold well, so now they’re planning, in June, a nude night. Choat says any nudity will be pre-arranged, in a consensual environment, and even the servers will be bare.
* You don’t want to be short staffed at an event like that.
* Get your twigs and berries to the Coach & Horses.
* “Hey – this bar is filled with bums!”
* I wonder if it will flop?
* Belly up to the bar, boys.
* Come in for a nip. Of whiskey.
* Where you stash your wallet is up to you.
* Last one to order a Slippery Nipple is a rotten egg.