LIGHTNING HITS MARIJUANA GROW HOUSE, TWICE

In Cape Coral, Florida, a man was arrested early Sunday morning after a marijuana grow operation was discovered in a house set ablaze by a lightning strike. As the fire was being contained by the Cape Coral Fire Department, police discovered what appeared to be a marijuana grow-house operation. This was the same home where the fire department had responded over the weekend about a boat fire in the backyard, which was also caused by lightning.
* It’s just God’s way of saying, “Here.”
* Does God approve of marijuana? He s’mite.
* If it happens again, I’d get to church.
* Another possibility: Thor is selling marijuana and this guy’s moving into his territory.
* You have to admit, long-haired Chris Hemsworth looks like quite a stoner.
* Picture this guy: I mean he’s already paranoid from the weed, and now lightning won’t stop hitting his house.
* Maybe his house is built on top of a six-ton lump of iron ore.
* This is why you don’t want a metal bong.
* At least the lightning is scaring off the gators.
* Then the meteor hit.
* So a gator attacks a horse yesterday, and now this. Just another wacky week in Florida.