INDIANA LOTTERY OFFERS BACON PRIZE

Indiana’s Hoosier Lottery is selling a $2 bacon scented scratch-off ticket with instant prizes up to $10,000 and five chances to win a 20-year supply of bacon. The prize would be paid out in annual installments of $250. The Bringin’ Home the Bacon tickets went on sale Tuesday.
* Yeah, but the government’s going to take five slices out of every pack. And they’re going to place it in a pork barrel.
* The tough part is not eating the ticket before you collect.
* Also, you have to fight your way through the pack of dogs surrounding the lottery ticket machine.
* If you scratch off the ticket but you don’t win, at least you can snort the leavings.
* Can you imagine how unimpressed Michelle Obama is right now?
* She’s got a new contest too called Bringing Home the Tofu.
* It’s a smart idea to combine the lottery with bacon. Why? If you eat a lot of bacon you’re already a real gambler.
* Plus, you probably won’t live long enough to collect the full 20-year supply.