HUMAN CANNONBALL MISSES NET

A circus human cannonball was injured after missing a safety net. The 28-year-old man was performing with Uncle Sam’s American Circus in Llanbradach, Wales last week. Footage showed the man being shot out of a cannon, missing a safety net and crashing into a metal rail on the perimeter of the net. He was lying motionless on the floor until other members of the circus caried him off on a mat. Uncle Sam’s American Circus said he would “make a full recovery over time.”
* I bet the ringmaster went ballistic.
* Was he loaded? Well, of course he was, he’s a human cannonball.
* What did the circus say to the Human Cannonball? You’re fired.
* You’d think something called Uncle Sam’s American Circus would just be two hours of Fox News.