HIGH SCHOOL COACHES FIRED FOR USING SCHOOL BUS TO MAKE BEER RUN

Officials at Tishomingo, Oklahoma, High School fired two boys’ basketball coaches for using a school bus to make a beer run. The incident happened while the coaches were out of town with the team at a basketball camp at Connors State College. A store clerk told officials at Connors State the coaches drove the school bus to the nearby convenience store to buy beer.
* No one likes a snitch, Mr. Clerk.
* I’m guessing the clerk used to get bullied by the jocks in high school.
* Oklahoma has a law that convenience stores can only sell “near beer.” Obviously, in this case, the beer was not near enough to walk to.
* Time for someone in Tishomingo, Oklahoma to step up and start driving for Uber.