HIGH MAN TRIED TO VISIT HIS FRIENDS IN JAIL

Authorities in Indian River County, Florida, arrested a man Monday night after he allegedly tried to break into the county jail by ramming his car into the front door and then trying to climb a fence. The suspect, 24-year-old Patrick Rempe, was arrested when he got tangled in the fence’s razor wire. Police said he told them he was high on the synthetic drug flakka and just wanted to “visit friends who were in the jail.”
* Mission accomplished.
* Another sappy “home for the holidays” story.
* Like many holiday guests, his “visit” is now going to turn into an “extended stay.”
* Flakka makes you flaky.
* What a moron! Visiting hours are during the daytime!
* You mean there’s something out there that’s worse than bath salts?
* No, with bath salts he would have tried chewing the razor wire.
* Maybe it was a prison escape and he was just going backwards in time.
* I’m trying to help here.
* Next time skip the flakka and have a glass of eggnog instead.