HACKERS HIT CHEATING WEBSITE

Ashley Madison, a dating website that helps married people cheat, has been hit by hackers who threatened to release information about millions of customers. The site claims to have 37 million members, and has in the past bragged about its data security. The company, which uses the advertising slogan “Life is short. Have an affair.,” said Monday it had been attacked and the hackers are threatening to release all Ashley Madison’s customer records if the website isn’t shut down.
* 37 million members. Prove it.
* 37 million members? Obamacare doesn’t have 37 million members.
* There could be a lot of people sleeping on the couch tonight.
* If you wake up and it seems like the entire country is in a bad mood, you’ll know they released the names.
* Get ready for the great jewelry make-up buy of 2015.
* They want Ashley Madison shut down? So stealing the information was a morality thing then.
* Or the hackers just don’t want people to have fun.
* Something tells me people would cheat even without help from a website.
* My motto is a little different. Mine is “Life is short. Don’t screw it up.”
* How about “Life is short. But Memories are long.”