GUYS TRY TO ROB A BAR FULL OF COPS

Two guys walked into a Woodlawn, Maryland, bar Tuesday night with the intent to rob it. They didn’t know Monaghan’s Pub was filled with dozens of off-duty officers there for a cop retirement party. The two men held up an employee at gunpoint before running off with an undisclosed amount of cash. The employee quickly went over to the cops and alerted them to the robbery. Off-duty officers at the party ran out and took the men – Joseph McInnis III, 21, and Tyree McCoy, 23 – into custody.
* The retiring cop is going, “Two perps? For me? Aww, guys, you shouldn’t have!”
* The cops poured out of there like clowns from a clown car.
* Wow, you don’t often see synchronicity and serendipity happening at the same time.
* Plus irony and maybe also a little karma.
* Is it possible to do a forehead-slap wearing handcuffs?