GIRL IS ROLLERBLADING TO MIAMI

21-year-old Yanise Ho is attempting to rollerblade from Savannah, Georgia, to Miami, Florida. She is doing it without money. She is depending solely on the kind souls she meets along the way. Ho is documenting her travels on her website and social media accounts. “I want to tell people there are good things happening too, and don’t be afraid to step out and explore,” she said. Ho has a fluid schedule and basically skates until it’s too dark for passing cars to see her at night. Once that happens, she hopes someone will take her in. Every night so far, she’s slept in a bed. “I never ask for anything. People usually just offer after hearing my story,” she said. She’s doing this to show people there is more light than darkness in the world. “We have to be aware and conscious, but don’t be cynical or judgmental,” Ho said. “If bad things happen, they’re supposed to happen.”
* First of all, if your last name is Ho, and you have a daughter, how do you not change your name?
* Rollerblading to Miami. She hopes to get there by 1987.
* “Don’t be afraid to step out and explore.” Sure, that always ends well.
* Not to alarm her, but get a tracking device.
* Okay, darling, just start rollerblading and skip the lifestyle lecture.
* “If bad things happen they’re supposed to happen”? So she’s not just a rollerblade person – she’s also a moron.
* So that’s it, huh? Everything is planned out and we’re just following a script? Then why even try?
* How about when bad things happen because somebody decided to do them?
* Sorry, I guess I was being cynical and judgmental. See? That’s exactly what she’s talking about.