GEORGETOWN U. BASKETBALL OFFERS PROPOSAL PACKAGE

Georgetown University’s basketball team is offering special wedding proposal packages during the upcoming season. The package includes:
– Two seats for the couple, with additional seats across the arena for family and guests (to keep it a surprise)
– Custom T-shirts for the lucky couple
– An on-hand photographer to capture the moment
– A money back guarantee if the recipient of the proposal says no
A proposal planner will be provided to those who purchase the package to help keep the moment a surprise. The cost of the package starts at $100.
* “$100 – Because She’s Worth It.”
* Great timing, now that Brad and Angelina have given the whole marriage thing such a boost.
* “Honey, why are you so disappointed – we got free t-shirts!”
* You’ll want the photographer on hand for when you show the pictures in divorce court.
* “That’s right, your honor. The cheap bastard celebrated our proposal with a custom T-shirt.”
* If you try this, you better have a damn fine engagement ring in your pocket.
* In fact, if you try this, better make the ring twice as big as you were planning.
* I sense an opportunity here. You ask some hottie you barely know to the game, fork over the money for this, and then when she says “No” you get the money back.
* The only thing that could go wrong is she could get flustered and say yes.
* But, if not, you get to see the game for free.