FESTIVUS: AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES

Festivus, the made-up holiday from “Seinfeld”, is coming up on Sunday, December 23rd. Part of the Festivus celebration is, of course, the annual airing of the grievances. The Tampa Bay Times asked for grievences from their readers, and published them. Here are a few:
– A Star Is Born. Bradley Cooper talks like Batman. It’s ridiculous.
– The end of Infinity War.
– I got a problem with whoever thought it was a good idea to remake a classic like Magnum P.I. Awful.
– One thing that I can’t stand is when people think that Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
– Pet parents, you’re not “parents!” When did you ever change your dog’s blown-out diaper with poop all over them?
– My neighbor sits at his kitchen table and picks his friggin’ nose every night. My window is directly across from his window and I can’t take it anymore.
– Self checkout lanes are the worst. Why do I have to wait behind a woman checking out with a full cart of groceries to buy the one item I came for?
– Brand-new ugly sweaters made for ugly sweater parties.
– I’ve got a big problem with you people who ask for recommendations on the internet and end it with “Aaaaand GOOO.” Where am I going? Why was I waiting? I don’t need to be told when to go!
– What is it with people who get off an escalator and just stop?
– Political mail. It’s a joke and waste of money. It never made me change my vote.
– I sit next to a guy in class who goes “ahhh” every time he takes a sip of coffee.
– I got a lot of problems with people who whistle while they work in an office. Stop it.
– I think as courtesy when you come to work, even if you’re allowed to have your cellphone, you turn off the text noise. Especially in a shared office!
– Co-workers, what’s the deal with leaving unused time on the microwave? Are you somehow gifting me those 13 seconds left on there? What am I going to do with 13 seconds?
– Hey, airlines. Don’t call your pilots by their first name. No one feels safe when Captain Jack or Bob are up there.
* You know what I have a problem with? Cranky Tampans!
* PHONE TOPIC: Have listeners call in and air their Festivus grievances.