FEMALE ROBBER STEALS PRINGLES

A woman held up grocery store cashier at gunpoint last Wednesday in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco and made off with several cans of potato chips. The woman came in, pulled a gun, and the cashier ran out of the store in fear for her life. When she returned, she noticed that the suspect had stolen cans of chips. Police are still searching for the woman.
* Probably some young chippie.
* The cashier sounds like she was quite ruffled.
* Wait – if the robber can’t afford potato chips, where’d she get the gun?
* This is weird. Women usually go for pretzels.
* She’s starting by stealing canned potato chips, but she’s hoping to work her way up to Chex Mix.
* Police were staking out the store in the hopes that she’d come back for dip.