DUCT TAPE SURVEY

A survey commissioned by the makers of Duck Tape found that 51% of Americans were currently using duct tape to fix something in their home. The top ten most common uses for duct tape:
1. Plumbing
2. Hose
3. Vehicle
4. Toilet
5. Cut or wound
6. Book
7. Garden tools
8. Computer
9. Shower
10. A tie – Bicycle or cell phone
* Isn’t anybody using it for air ducts?
* You 49% of Americans who AREN’T using duct tape right now? The Duck Tape people will be sending over some stooges in the middle of the night to poke holes in your plumbing and slash your hoses.
* Using it on a cut or wound? On what – an elephant?
* I’m using some duct tape to hold together the box where I keep my duct tape.
* Old joke: When do you use duct tape on a duck? When it’s got a quack.