DOMINO'S DELIVERY MAN STABS CUSTOMER

A Domino’s Pizza delivery man stabbed a customer after arguing over a late order. Michael Charles Parker, 31, of Glendora, California, was arrested for allegedly stabbing the 20-year-old victim after what police described as “an altercation … over the extended delay of a pizza delivery.” The victim received non-life-threatening injuries to his wrist and neck during the incident at around 11:30 p.m. Saturday.
* “Here … this slice is for you.”
* The delivery guy really had a point.
* So the delivery guy was crazier than the Crazy Bread.
* Might want to call Papa John’s next time.
* The customer had a right to complain. I mean the incident was at 11:30 Saturday night and he called in the order at 10 Friday.
* I hate it when it’s the day after New Year’s and it’s already been a tough year.
* There was some good news: A slice of cheese pizza makes an excellent compress on a bleeding wound.