DERMATOLOGIST SAYS BIG BUTTS ARE OUT

According to a top celebrity dermatologist, big butts may no longer be Hollywood’s hottest trend. Dr. Harold Lancer tells The Hollywood Reporter, “The fad of gigantic butt augmentation is on its way out.” What’s new, he says, are enhancing “cleavage lines”, earlobe filler and “bringing up the tip of the nose with a drop of Botox.” Dr. Lancer’s A-list clients include Beyonce, Margot Robbie, Michelle Williams, Jennifer Lopez, Allison Janney, Ryan Seacrest, and the original pantload, Kim Kardashian.
* All of which look like they’ve had too many procedures.
* Hips aren’t hip?
* As procedures go, big bottoms have dropped to the bottom.
* Big butts are behind us.
* At least I can say that I was big assed before big asses were cool.
* “Earlobe filler”? I’m not even going to lower myself to Google what that is.
* Plastic surgery is plastic surgery, pal. Don’t try to pass yourself off as a classy dermatologist.