DEATH BY CARROTS

A Spanish man died last Thursday after becoming trapped under a shipment of carrots. The unnamed 34-year-old was killed after a large quantity of carrots fell on top of him in an agricultural warehouse in the town of Vallelado. Emergency services received a call about a worker trapped and unconscious under the carrots. Despite their best efforts, they could do little to help the man, who died at the scene.
* And everyone was rooting for him, too.
* And they say vegetables are good for you.
* If only he had eaten more carrots, he would have been able to see the carrots before – ah, never mind.
* It took five men and about two dozen rabbits to free him from the pile.
* It was said everybody loved the man a bunch.
* I could make more jokes, but that would just be piling on.