DAD CATCHES DAUGHTER & BOYFRIEND IN BACK SEAT, BULLDOZES CAR

In the town of Young Harris, Georgia (a real place, near the Georgia/Tennessee line) when Mike Card discovered his young daughter, Ashlyn, “getting it on” with a neighborhood boy in the back seat of her red Audi A4, he went insane. Card got into his bulldozer and trashed the car. Ashlyn’s brother, Kaylor Card, posted a video of the backyard demolition on Facebook with the caption “When a dad has to prove a point! #DaddyNotHappy.”
Neither Ashlyn nor the boy in question were still in the automobile at the time of dad’s meltdown.
* In fact, the boyfriend was two states away by this time.
* I’m sorry, that should say “ex-boyfriend”.
* The boy’s lucky his girlfriend’s father is a contractor and not, say, a butcher.
* Mike Card, Master of Understatement.
* A bulldozer is plenty strong, but not compared to this force.
* If the dad’s this mad now wait ’til he finds out she’s pregnant.
* “Wow, you’re really into it tonight – it’s like a bulldozer is ramming the car.”
* Nice of the kid brother to jump in and put the whole thing on Facebook.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did your daddy ever catch you in the act? What happened?