CUSTOMER USED LUBE TO GET INTO LEATHER CLOTHES

There was a scare at the Empire Mall in Sioux City, South Dakota, on Thursday. Police responded to a report of a suspicious substance, what someone thought might have been gasoline, that was left in a Younkers department store dressing room. But it wasn’t gasoline. Somebody had used lubricant to try to wiggle back into their leather clothing after trying on a few other clothing items, according to police. Nobody was arrested.
* Because the charges wouldn’t have stuck?
* Talk about a slippery character.
* Why lube? Because a shoehorn would be too painful.
* Should have gone with stretch pants.
* I’ve got to remember this next time I gain weight during the holidays.
* Let’s make sure those other clothing items don’t just go back on the rack, huh?
* All greased up with no place to go.
* This wasn’t part of the War on Terrorism. This was part of the War on Obesity.