COW GIVES BIRTH TO QUADS

A cow in Northeast Texas has given birth to four calves. Rancher Jimmy Barling said that DNA tests will be done on tissue samples from the three bull calves and the one heifer calf to satisfy those who may question the births from one mother. “We knew she was pregnant, but we didn’t know she was going to do this,” the 76-year-old Barling said. “This was a shock. This blew our minds.” Barling’s granddaughter named the four black calves Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moo.
* You know what this means, of course. It means we have completely run out of news.
* The calves are named Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moo, and they named the mom Mrs. Duggar.
* And they say nothing exciting ever happens in Northeast Texas.
* DNA tests? Just find the proud bull that’s handing out cigars.
* “We knew she was pregnant”? You can’t get anything by these people.
* What was the clue? That she was roughly the size of the Houston Astrodome?
* Those names Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moo will come in handy when they’re picking the first one to be slaughtered.