COUPLE HAS SEX NEXT TO HARDEE'S DRIVE-THRU

In Lynch, Kentucky, a man and woman were arrested after police say they were caught having sex in a Hardee’s parking lot during rush hour. Brittany Pennington, 24, and Jonathan Howard, 24, were arrested Monday, after they were caught having sex in a 1994 Ford Crown Victoria in the Hardee’s parking lot, next to the drive thru line. Several cars were lined up to order. Both were charged with first degree indecent exposure.
* First degree? What does that mean, exactly – he got to home base?
* Hello? It’s called “window tinting.”
* A Hardee’s? Wouldn’t you go to Burger King to give her a Whopper?
* Hey, when the moment’s right, the moment’s right.
* They always say, “Be more spontaneous in a relationship” and then this happens.
* “Excuse me, sir, would you repeat your order. We don’t have a burger called the ‘Who’s your daddy'”
* My question is if he took her someplace this special for a regular date, where did they go on Valentine’s Day?
* I’m not saying exactly what she was doing to him but the Ford Crown Victoria is known for its head room.
* “Lynch”, Kentucky? Sounds friendly.