COP BITES MAN IN TESTICLES DURING FIGHT

A Maryland police officer has been suspended, accused of biting another man’s testicles during a fight outside a bar while he was off-duty on Cinco de Mayo. 31-year-old police officer Michael Flaig was arrested Tuesday in Baltimore. Police in the city say the victim accused Flaig of groping his female roommate. During the fight, the victim straddled Flaig to keep him from getting away, and Flaig bit his testicles.
* What the hell, Baltimore?
* In that case, I would have yelled, “Tase me instead, bro! Tase me!”
* What an interesting mix of chivalry and barbarism.
* I thought bar fights were all about biting someone’s ear this season?
* It’s bad enough just getting your bell rung. Nobody needs their bells bitten.
* As a general rule, never yell “Bite me!” if their mouth is inches from your balls.
* I knew it. I knew the Cinco de Mayo stories would start trickling in.
* Hey, we do St. Patrick’s Day stories. We can do Cinco de Mayo stories too.