CONTRACTOR GETS STUCK INSIDE AN ATM

A contractor was changing a lock inside a room behind an ATM at a Bank of America in Corpus Christi, Texas, when he got locked inside. He started slipping “help me” notes through the receipt slot. One read, “Please help. I’m stuck in here and I don’t have my phone. Please call my boss at …” Most people thought it was a joke, but someone eventually called police. When police arrived, they heard a little voice coming from behind the machine, and helped the man get out of the ATM room.
* ATM – Absolutely Totally Mortified.
* Embarrassing, but hey – he’s a locksmith, not an UNlocksmith.
* It’s the same guy who writes those “Help, I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory” fortunes.
* He would have gotten out a lot faster if he’d started slippin’ twenties out of the slot.
* Where’s MacGyver when you need him?