CLICKBAIT: MEN’S PENIS SIZES AROUND THE WORLD

The World Population Review, which is IN NO WAY trying to clickbait readers, has come up with a list of what they say are average penis sizes in countries around the world for 2022. Congratulations and a hearty handshake goes out to:
1. Ecuador: 6.93in
2. Cameroon: 6.56in
3. Bolivia: 6.5in
4. Sudan: 6.48in
5. Haiti: 6.3in
– Australia is 43rd at 5.69in
– The United States, unimpressively, ranks 59th with an average of 5.35in (* We need more immigrants from Ecuador!). The UK stands at 5.17in.
– At the bottom is Taiwan at 4.24in and Cambodia at 3.95in.
* And below that is Vladimir Putin.
* Cambodia, did you even try?
* How can the United States be 59th? Hasn’t anybody looked at the size of our trucks?
* That had to have been a tough study to put together. The women on the research team are all taking a well-deserved vacation, in Ecuador.
* And that’s the long and the short of it.
[The full list can be found here: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country]