FALSE ALARM OF CHILD LEFT IN HOT CAR

Jasmine Turner was shopping last Thursday in Suffolk, Virginia when she got a call from the police saying they found her child locked in the back seat of her car, and it was hot out – 80 degrees. Turner was surprised, because she doesn’t have a child. A concerned citizen believed there was a child stuck in Turner’s backseat, and called the cops. Turner said that it would take her about five minutes to return to her car. Police could not wait that long. They smashed the windows to Turner’s car, only to find a wig on top of a pile of blankets. When Turner returned to her car, she found several hundred dollars in damaged car windows, but no police. When she tried to get reimbursed, police told her they could not pay for the damages.
* Hey, officers: Car Windows Matter.
* I bet this makes the police blooper reel at the Christmas party.
* This is right out of a 1980’s buddy cop film.
* The cops should have grabbed a baby off the street and thrown it into the back seat.
* You can see how it’d happen. I mean lots of babies wear blonde wigs.
* I just don’t get why they needed to smash more than one window.
* We had a similar story before but at least that time it was a baby doll.
* They always say, “Better safe than sorry” but at least be a little sorry it happened.