CHRISTMAS

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. I’d like everyone’s attention: Christmas is canceled. You can’t cancel a holiday. Keep it up, Stanley, and you’ll lose New Years. (The Office) :09 2. It’s Christmas break! It’s the time of year for peace and good will, dammit. (Bob’s Burgers) :03 3….

THANKSGIVING

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Gene’s Thanksgiving Song (Bob’s Burgers) :17 2. SONG: Turkey (That’s What I Want) to “Money (That’s What I Want) 1:22 3. SONG: Turkey to “Money” by Pink Floyd 1:20 4. SONG: Eat Turkey to: “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk 1:31 5. SONG: It’s…

HALLOWEEN

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Theme from “Friday the 13th” 1:05 2. Theme from “Saw” 1:43 3. Scary Music :37 4. Halloween, the one holiday when there’s no hugging, no singing, no cards, we dress as monsters and we threaten people with tricks and they give us candy…

4TH OF JULY

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. SONG: We love America! (American Dad) :27 2. SONG: The Spirit of America (American Dad) :33 3. SONG: I Pledge Allegiance (The Office) :19 4. SONG: America does have it’s flaws. (American Dad) :44 5. Today we celebrate our independence! (Independence Day) :04…

MOTHER’S DAY

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Today all of you have to say yes to me. Because on this day, I am all-powerful. I am… Momnipotent! (Bob’s Burgers) :09 2. Happy Mother’s Day! We made you a card. It has a picture of you giving birth and you’re saying,…

SPRING BREAK

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Spring Break Song (Son of the Beach) 1:03 2. Spring Break! Woo! I’m an animal! (Homer Simpson) :07 3. Spring Break! Spring Break! (burp) Ooo, pardon me. (Space Ghost) :05 4. Spring Break. Nothing gets me more excited. I can see that, you…

VALENTINE’S DAY

To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Happy Valentine’s Day!!! [clang clang clang] (Family Guy) :04 2. You guys must be feeling pretty Valentiney now, huh? (Bob’s Burgers) :03 3. If this is your idea of being romantic, it’s not working on me. (Bob’s Burgers) :03 4. Hey! Who’s having…