I’M DATING AN IDIOT
The one that got away.
The one that got away.
Picky, picky, picky.
One can’t have enough pillows.
But aren’t we all?
Breaking up is easy to do, turns out.
Toenails. God, the toenails.
Pretty good reasons, actually.
(March, 2023) Buzzfeed asked “What rule do you have that makes your relationship stronger?” Some of the answers: – “We don’t deal with each other’s families. We each attend family functions solo.” – “We argue and have tough conversations by text. It makes us slow down and respond without blurting out something regretful. We argue…
Best advice: give up.
Newsflash: There’s still romance in the world!