MY STUPID IDEA THAT WORKED
Eureka!
Eureka!
Another Hallmark holiday.
There’s a good one?
Look, Bailey, look. There. Bailey, look. Look. Bailey, look there. There.
Actual headlines. Listeners vote for the dumbest.
If only I’d known.
Use this handy guide!
Stop shaking the ladder!
Mom, no!
The science is settled.