AMERICA’S WORST FEARS
Mostly, we fear ourselves.
YOU’RE FAT BECAUSE OF WHEN YOU WERE BORN
I was born in nineteen-seventy-fat.
HUMANS EMIT A “GERM CLOUD”
It’s as identifiable as a fingerprint.
THIS YEAR’S IGNOBLE PRIZES
The guy who let bees sting him won big.
MINI-SCANNER TELLS YOU WHAT’S IN YOUR FOOD INSTANTLY
A molecular sensor that fits in the palm of your hand.
SCIENCE: DON’T MAKE YOUR BED
You mite not want to tuck in those sheets.
THE WORLD’S MOST COMMONLY SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN 2050: FRENCH
Sorry, Mandarin.
AUDIO: ORIGINAL “HERE COMES THE BRIDE” MANUSCRIPT FOR SALE
By the original composer, Dick Wagner.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIRST CAR
The Ford Mustang.