MCDONALD’S TESTS NEW SAMMICH
But not on you.
THE MOST & LEAST TICKETED CARS
Most ticketed: Lexus ES 300
THE COST OF VALENTINE’S DAY
$512.03, suckers.
THE SECRET TO SATISFYING SEX: “I LOVE YOU”
Oh, just say it.
WAFFLE HOUSE WANTS YOU THERE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
Now taking reservations.
AUDIO: SPOTIFY’S TOP TEN SONGS TO HAVE SEX TO
#1: Intro by The xx
WARNING: DON’T USE VAGINAL HERB BALLS
“Womb detox”
SO YOU’VE WON THE LOTTERY
What next?