THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL I LIVED WITH A WOMAN
The more you know.
NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: 8 BILLION
Give or take a Bangla Desh or two.
THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU’RE 40
Or after, doesn’t really matter.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY NAMES IN THE WORLD
So beautiful, they’ll make you plotz.
COST OF A CAT OVER ITS LIFETIME: $25,000
Get a goldfish.
WHAT HUMANS WILL LOOK LIKE IN THE FUTURE…UTURE…UTURE…uture…
MAD magazine already did this in the 1970’s.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Can’t we just have a 3-way tie?
OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS, 2022
Last year’s favorites? Crap. THESE are her favorites now.
AUDIO: AMERICA’S SMILIEST CITIES
Put on a happy face.
BEST PLACE FOR A ZOMBIE ATTACK: ORLANDO, FLORIDA
They know how to deal with the brain-dead.