THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE TIME OF THE WEEK
Spoiler alert: Friday
AMERICA’S BEST RESTROOM CONTEST
Welcome to the potty, pal.
IS YOUR JOB POINTLESS?
Don’t show this story to the sales department.
I FORGOT
What’s your worst “I forgot” moment?
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Actual thought went into these.
WHY ARE WE GETTING UGLIER?
Well, not you, of course.
BEST STUDY IN THE WORLD SAYS CHOCOLATE CUTS RISK OF DEATH
Life by chocolate.
BARBIE BECOMING LITMUS TEST FOR BOYFRIENDS
Aw, jeeze, what now?
PEAK DINNERTIME IN THE U.S.
When do we eat? 6:19 pm, as a matter of fact.
IS YOUR NEIGHBOR A SERIAL KILLER? HERE’S A HANDY CHECKLIST!
The shed is a dead giveaway.