AUDIO: THE FIRST A.I. RADIO D.J.
Well, it’s been nice knowing you.
TOILET PAPER RANKINGS
Graded on the curve.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
The summer dumbs have begun.
THE MOST FULFILLING JOBS
There may be some touching involved.
THE BEST STATE TO SURVIVE AN ALIEN INVASION: VIRGINIA
Sorry, Nevada, you’re toast.
AUDIO: THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO LEARN ON GUITAR
Don’t fret: it’s “Wonderwall”
SMALL TALK
What to say when you don’t know what to say.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.