SURVEY: NEVER SAY “MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME”
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” is better.
MAN RULES
And don’t talk about fight club!
SURVEY: ONE IN FOUR INTIMIDATED BY THEIR KITCHEN
It smells your fear.
COMPANY WELLNESS PROGRAMS DON’T WORK
No measurable improvement.
DON’T THROW THE BABY INTO THE CEILING FAN
Duck, sucker.
FIRED THE FIRST DAY
Yer out!
WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON? HOW ABOUT BOTH?
It’s the end of civilization.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb as they come.
MEN SAY “I LOVE YOU” FIRST
Men win.