AVOID THE VALENTINE’S DAY WHOOPIE
Don’t do me like that.
VALENTINE’S DAY: 14TH MOST POPULAR
Behind Hanukkah. Can you believe it?
THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE
I’m all in on the group text rule.
DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY, GET MARRIED
Poll says married people are happier.
THE SEXIEST LANGUAGE OF 2024: ITALIAN
Hubba-hubba.
THE 20 HIGHEST-PAYING SIDE HUSTLES FOR A SINGLE DAY OF WORK
Be prepared not to sleep.
SCIENCE: MOTHS ARE NOT ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO LIGHT
They’re just confused, like when grandma uses a cellphone.
TIKTOKERS TRYING TOO HARD WITH THE SLANG
Loud budgeting.
DUMB HEADLINES
Somebody wrote these.
NERDS
What nerdy thing are you into?