BURGLAR CAUGHT BECAUSE OF HIS SUPERMAN SHIRT

Police in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, arrested 18-year-old Kyree Henneghan in two burglaries. They caught him because of his Superman t-shirt. In one heist, the homeowner walked in and saw a suspect wearing a Superman t-shirt. The guy bolted with a laptop computer on his BMX bicycle. Police found him a short time later – still wearing the Superman shirt – trying to sell the computer to men in a car.
* Should have thrown in the shirt.
* Idiot! He forgot to change back to Clark Kent!
* Time to rotate the t-shirts, Super Hero.
* Super Dumb.
* It was the red cape that really gave him away.
* At least mix up your look when you get to court.
* I can just hear his lawyer now: “Do you realize how many Superman t-shirts there are out there in this country? My client is innocent.”
* The description fit him to a T … shirt.