BROTHERS WIN FLORIDA LOTTERY

Two Pennsylvania brothers won the lottery, each with his own ticket. The men were on a fishing vacation in the Florida Keys and bought their tickets on the way home from the beach. When they got back to Pennsylvania last week, they checked their tickets. James Stocklas, 67, won the $291 million Florida Powerball. His brother Bob won $7. James Stocklas chose the lump sum payment of $191 million.
* And Bob chose the lump sum payment of seven dollars.
* Are they still speaking to each other?
* Wow, that’s great. I’d love to win 7 bucks right now.
* Are you kidding? That’s almost enough for a coffee drink.
* Imagine this – they walk up to the counter to buy the tickets at the same time, and Bob says to James: “Please … you go first.”
* The people in Florida must be thrilled that these guys stopped by just long enough to steal their Powerball.
* Let me guess – are they banned from Florida for life?
* $191 million … I could have the most incredible 2 or 3 days in Vegas ever with that kind of money.
* But did they catch any fish on their vacation? See, you can’t have everything.